tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3362528966406934023.post3082453383772466032..comments2023-04-06T04:11:37.675-04:00Comments on it's never too late to save a hopeless case: it's not that i don't like babies, i just prefer crabs.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00191250739548524094noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3362528966406934023.post-35403725718653821632010-11-07T01:07:37.438-05:002010-11-07T01:07:37.438-05:00You know what? At 30.4 years old, I am tired of th...You know what? At 30.4 years old, I am tired of the whole "OMFG I am engaged!" statuses that modify slightly, then announce stag and does, then bitch about wedding planning...<br /><br />Then profile pics of their rings, then of their wedding day.<br /><br />Then a little while later their sonogram, then the hospital baby photos, then they usually disappear into oblivion for a while (well, at least the good friends you would still WANT to hang around).<br /><br />I hate it, and you know what?<br /><br />When the time comes, I am going to be one of those stupid-ass, shitting god's rainbows with extra glitter types who will end up doing the same.<br /><br />And I hate it.<br /><br />I am terrified of babies. I am so fucked up, what if I transfer that to them?StephanieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3362528966406934023.post-46598423204166244082010-11-04T23:27:43.146-04:002010-11-04T23:27:43.146-04:00Okay, so I'm a bit behind in my reading and co...Okay, so I'm a bit behind in my reading and commenting. However when I read the title of your post I thought to myself "you know, I like crabs too, and maybe if I hadn't started having babehs I could afford to actually eat some once in a while. <br /><br />I think it's good that you know your own mind. Although a fish with wings would be kinda cool if you thought about it.... Anyway, tell you what, when this summer rolls around I'll send all 3 of mine to you to reinforce your belief. I'll tell them they are going to Steph's black sheep summer camp, but they have to pack their own duct tape and tazers. *wink*<br /><br />BTW, you have another award over at my blog.Semi True Torystellarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12541179180573292521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3362528966406934023.post-72756215611661698222010-11-04T12:28:41.447-04:002010-11-04T12:28:41.447-04:00lol@nicki. shitting god's rainbows.
i love y...lol@nicki. shitting god's rainbows.<br /><br />i love you guys.<br /><br />you're so funny.<br /><br />but seriously: who has a 20-gallon aquarium? awesome husband said that i have to find one cheap or free before i'm allowed to get crabs.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00191250739548524094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3362528966406934023.post-10296805254640952372010-11-03T15:41:28.582-04:002010-11-03T15:41:28.582-04:00I decided when I was 14 that I didn't want to ...I decided when I was 14 that I didn't want to have any kids, (i'm 28 in a few days now) and I have heard all of the same things.. You will change your mind when you meet the right guy and yadda yadda yadda. Nope, still don't want kids and I think everyone should just accept the fact and stop trying to push us into something we don't want because it's the "normal" thing to do..AmberLaShellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02454089869892409470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3362528966406934023.post-83030350668220660452010-11-03T13:31:12.929-04:002010-11-03T13:31:12.929-04:00I'm still deciding whether I want children. Bu...I'm still deciding whether I want children. But I lol'd at the title because I was thinking you were going to talk about genital crabs!<br /><br />http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3362528966406934023.post-5467258882262768132010-11-03T13:20:28.973-04:002010-11-03T13:20:28.973-04:00i know, seriously. it's like my ovaries are t...i know, seriously. it's like my ovaries are trying to convince my brain that having a kid is a good idea. seriously - i can barely take care of myself and my cats. my brain knows i don't want kids. i just have to get my hormones on board.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00191250739548524094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3362528966406934023.post-12717578519947955682010-11-03T12:57:42.785-04:002010-11-03T12:57:42.785-04:00Are you SURE? LOL Because it really sounds like yo...Are you SURE? LOL Because it really sounds like you might want children. <br /><br />Girl, children are not for everbody. Good for you for knowing what you want, and don't want. *internet hugs*Annahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16488483947168168144noreply@blogger.com