Thursday, February 2, 2012

best google searches

this is kind of a lame blog post, but i always read my stat thingies and see what brings people to my blog.  here's a list of some of my favorite and/or most flummoxing.

  • people making empanadas
  • do twizzlers expire
  • cat fuck love
  • entrance to disney world tunnels
  • expired twizzlers
  • bewbz
  • u no poo
  • can i save my migrated nipple ring
  • date on twizzlers is that a manufacture date
  • taylor little fuck
  • hogsmead train station
  • do twizzlers go bad

so, obviously, the ONE FUCKING BLOG POST i wrote about twizzlers is a big draw.  and the harry potterville at universal studios.

but mostly the fucking twizzlers.
baked with love by Unknown

11 comments:

  1. cynicalbuddhaFebruary 2, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    Cat fuck love that's how I found your blog!!

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  2. NickiFebruary 2, 2012 at 7:38 PM

    Who searches for "people making empanadas?" Not like, "recipe for empanadas" or "what is an empanada," but PEOPLE MAKING THEM? And how does that lead to your blog?

    Though a Cheez Whiz post I did a year and a half ago STILL brings me a shitton of traffic. Also, Anne Geddes. Lotta "Anne Geddes dead babies" traffic.

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    1. NickiFebruary 2, 2012 at 7:39 PM

      That's supposed to be "shit ton." Shitton looks like some new kind of mushroom. Like a cross between a button and a shitake.

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    2. UnknownFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:55 PM

      i did a photoblogpostthing about my empanadas.... http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com/2010/07/como-hacer-empanadas-perra.html

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  3. not displayedFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:06 PM

    I might need to google "twizzlers" I think I missed that post

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    1. UnknownFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:58 PM

      http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com/2011/08/why-do-twizzlers-have-expiration-date.html

      if you google 'do twizzlers expire' my blog is now the fourth return. SEO FTW

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  4. shrink on the couchFebruary 2, 2012 at 11:39 PM

    now... cat fuck twizzlers, THAT would be something to google

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    1. UnknownFebruary 4, 2012 at 1:13 PM

      google it. my blog owns the first two returns. thanks for making my blog #1 and #2 in cat fuck twizzlers.

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  5. AmandaFebruary 13, 2012 at 6:50 PM

    One of my biggest google draws is someone who has been google image searching my boyfriend haha. Many, many times, too.

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    1. UnknownFebruary 19, 2012 at 11:06 PM

      seriously, that would freak me out. unless your boyf is someone we should all know. like, if i found out people came to my blog by searching 'hot sexy awesome husband', i'd be freaked out.

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  6. Karen MaebyFebruary 13, 2012 at 10:32 PM

    I wish people found my blog with weird stuff like that!

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