disappointed.

yes.  i'm disappointed.  ONE of you entered my superfantastic giveaway.

yandie is the only one awesome enough to have donated to that worthy cause - and is the winner of a rule 42, inc custom original.  yandie, congratulations and check here to see a recap of what you can choose from.  and the rest of you can go there and hopefully feel shame for not being as awesome as yandie.

yandie is awesome in many ways.  she's an awesome blogger here.  she's canadian, eh.  and a leo.  so it's obvious that not only is she great, but she's WINNING.

yes, charlie sheen reference.  i'm totes in the loop about that.

so i had a quick four-day vacay to new york for my dad's birthday.  my brother and i took him to our fave steakhouse for dinner.  i had three delicious margaritas and two bailey's on the rocks.  and almost hit two different waiters on three occasions.  we were a table of ten - my brother, sisterfromanothermister, my aunt and uncle, cousin and her boyf, and my twin half sisters.  dad talked me into sharing a porterhouse for two with him, which is a HUGE EFFING STEAK of fury.  it's like a 36 ounce steak or something ridiculous.  deliciously ridiculous.

AND THEN i got molested in the bathroom.  my aunt and i headed to the little girl's room to have a wee since we'd drank way more than we should have.  i had washed my hands and was waiting for her when the door opened into me (my fault, i was totes blocking it).  and i lead with my boobs.  and the woman who walked in shouted 'holy boobs!' and asked me how i did that.  i told her a push up bra.  then she started poking me in the tits.

i love my life sometimes.

i also ate more diner food than should be legal, drank too much, slept too little, spent too much money, and gained three pounds.

like i care.

so.  congrats to yandie, go follow her and her awesomeness.  and be sure that you're following my awesomeness or i might sic hand banana on you.  and remember, rape is almost always NOT funny.  but once in a while, it is.