Thursday, August 25, 2011

list of needs/wants

  • i need to find a way to back up my photos on my time capsule as actual images i can access from any computer on the network, not just as fucking disk images.
  • i need the guy from the gas company to finish what he is doing so i can not worry about having to jump up and let him back in the house.
  • i need the cats to stopfuckingfighting and grow up. and i'm speaking about the 16 year old as well.
  • i want to feel like my pills are working better than they are.
  • i want to not have to take tarzipan today.
  • i want the facilitators from my last two classes to post my damn grades because i'm about to blow my 4.0 GPA and i'm more upset than i should be about it.  because no one really cares except for me.
  • i need this fucking hurricane to NOT hit long island's south shore like a windy ton of fucking bricks because we live between two canals and like five blocks north of the water.  so we are SURROUNDED by water.  
  • i need more diet coke. i'm supposed to be drinking water like a good little girl, but fuck that.  
  • i want to not have to work for a day and do nothing but sit around and read, maybe watch some cartoons, and snuggle on the couch with cats.
  • sometimes, just sometimes, i want to not care so much.


  1. I've often said that about not wanting to care so much. But you know what? That is what makes us compassionate people. Perhaps compassionate AND miserable because of the burden, but compassionate nonetheless.

    I say... I hear you loud and motherfucking clear on the tarzipan.

    Go for the Diet Coke(s).

    Try, as best as you can, to remember that NO ONE looks at your transcript, so only you are holding yourself to perfectionism hostage-ness with the 4.0 stuff. (I do it, too).

    And that I lurve ya.

    That's all for now.

  2. HOW have I never happened across your shiny, funny blog before??? Have you been keeping it in hiding, just waiting for the perfect moment to spring it upon me?

    Well played Steph. Well played, indeed.

  3. I hope your house doesn't flood.
    I am giving you the Liebster Award.
    You can come pick it up.

  4. Steph, I'm not sure if you're going to appreciate this or never visit my blog again, but I saw yours and some other NY Twitter users talking about evacuating for that bitch Irene and I was looking at how NY was getting hit on Google Maps and I noticed this phallic-shaped strip of land on the Atlantic Coast. "What the hell is THAT?" I asked Derrick. "I think it's Long Island," he said. My reaction? "HOLY SHIT. LONG ISLAND IS FUCKING LONG."

    Yep. I had no idea what Long Island was. I just knew they make really good iced tea.

  5. *you and some other NY Twitter users. STOP COMMENTING BEFORE COFFEE, NICKI.

  6. I will share with you a valuable piece of advice someone left with me yesterday. Bacon, circus peanuts, and gin...the cure for what ails you!

  7. Let me know if you need a hand configuring Drive Maps so you can get your pictures from any machine.